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Accentuating the Liberal in Classical Liberal: Advocating Ascendency of the Individual & a Politick & Literature to Fight the Rise & Rise of the Tax Surveillance State. 'Illigitum non carborundum'.

Liberty and freedom are two proud words that have been executed from the political lexicon: they were frog marched and stood before a wall of blank minds, then forcibly blindfolded, and shot, with the whimpering staccato of ‘equality’ and ‘fairness’ resounding over and over. And not only did this atrocity go unreported by journalists in the mainstream media, they were in the firing squad.

The premise of this blog is simple: the Soviets thought they had equality, and welfare from cradle to grave, until the illusory free lunch of redistribution took its inevitable course, and cost them everything they had. First to go was their privacy, after that their freedom, then on being ground down to an equality of poverty only, for many of them their lives as they tried to escape a life behind the Iron Curtain. In the state-enforced common good, was found only slavery to the prison of each other's mind; instead of the caring state, they had imposed the surveillance state to keep them in line. So why are we accumulating a national debt to build the slave state again in the West? Where is the contrarian, uncomfortable literature to put the state experiment finally to rest?

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Showing posts with label Animal Welfare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animal Welfare. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

The Psychosis of Trophy Hunting: Cecil the Lion.



I’m sick of writing how animal welfare is the chink in my rationalist armour, because the contradiction doesn’t concern me. I have no argument against anything Lindsay Perigo says in his piece on the senseless (40 hour long) cruel killing of Cecil the lion by the monstrous American dentist, Walter Palmer. Lindsay is categorically correct in his summary:

Rights pertain to the species capable of conceiving them—human beings. Cecil had no concept of rights—just ask any zebra or tourist he might have eaten. Humans may arguably bestow honorary rights on animals incapable of conceiving them (or protect them via ordinary human property rights), and prosecute each other for their breach, but let's keep our empathy for Cecil in perspective. It shouldn't blind us to or trump—much less justify—man's inhumanity to man.

Lindsay is correct in a way that my old Catholic friend who believes God created animals for, quote, ‘man’s enjoyment’ is wrong. BUT, regardless, my empathy for the animals in this piece remains unbounded.

If Mr Palmer weren’t bad enough, now we have American accountant Sabrina Corgatelli, who is relishing her fifteen minutes of fame posting sicko pictures of the wildlife she has slaughtered. Ricky Gervais’ observation about this woman who is killing and maiming her way through Noah's ark, is apt:



Following from that, within my own philosophical framework, I wonder if the libertarian minarchy I advocate is possible in a society populated with a subset of violent psychotics. I use that word advisedly.

This’s the dictionary definition of psychosis:

An acute or chronic mental state marked by loss of contact with reality, disorganized speech and behavior, and often by hallucinations or delusions, seen in certain mental illnesses …

I’m afraid Corgatelli’s words cause concern against this definition as the benchmark. According to this human iteration on the theme of evil:

'Everything I've done here is legal, so how can you fault somebody because of their hobbies?' she said.

For her the killing of a sentient creature for enjoyment (not for food or self-preservation) is a hobby.

'To me it's not just killing an animal, it's the hunt.

If she had the capacity – and she’s a heartless bitch, so she doesn’t – to think around the empathy by-pass involved in that statement, she might understand that killing after the torture of the hunt on an animal scared out of its wits, possibly painfully maimed as Cecil was, is more repugnant.

'Everybody just thinks we're cold-hearted killers, and it's not that. There is a connection with the animal, and just because we hunt them doesn't mean we don't have a respect for them

That last idiot notion seems at the heart of this psychotic trophy hunting industry; noting you are a cold-hearted killer, Sabrina, the civilised mind doesn’t buy into this communing with nature bullshit – you’re just getting your jollies by perpetrating senseless slaughter. You might have Enya playing in your damaged head, but you’re just killing. If you want to commune with nature, grow veges, or take your camera on safari instead. (How does this even work? I have so much respect for you Mr Giraffe: bang, there, I've killed you. I have so much respect for you Hippo mate: bang, I've killed you. ... No, I don't get it.)

It’s hard to avoid the logic that to monsters such as this accountant and her dentist buddy, a war fought for no reason other than the hunt, would be seen by them as communing with mankind, or some such rot.

Indeed, her final comment – in the context she has paid money and made a ten hour flight to stalk the animal concerned before killing it with primitive bow and arrow - has me wondering:

'Giraffes are very dangerous animals. They could hurt you seriously very quickly.

Is psychosis the right word? These monstrous dreks who are communing with their inner-psychotic bring to my mind another definition – retardation:

(Psychiatry) psychiatry the slowing down of mental functioning … [snip] … Impaired intellectual development.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Legal Heroin Ban: PSA and the Evil of Politics.



I wish I had more time to write this post.


Search this blog for the Psychoactive Substances Bill, animal welfare, or animal testing, and you'll see around the time that 119 of New Zealand's 120 members of Parliament were enacting infamy, their egos driving them for a world first, I was warning them of the inhumanity they were about to force on us. Although now that the results of legalising synthetic, toxic poison - on the heinous principle of animal testing for our human recreation- has been in place for less than a year, even I am left breathless at the devastation and misery that has been caused.


This is what the 119 that I declared a philosophical war upon, have done. They legalised a line of hardcore addictive drugs in the league of P or heroin, nothing similar to the non-toxic, non-addictive, medicinal cannabis that many other countries are sensibly legalising, and then by keeping cannabis criminalised they successfully addicted possibly thousands of mainly young Kiwis to the equivalent of heroin, because by taking the legal heroin they would not face the force of the law, or lose their jobs, unlike smoking cannabis for which they would be convicted in the government war on drugs. So government policy addicted them to heroin, and I'll keep making this point, heroin, which is what I'm calling it from now on, because that's what this drek is: these MP's have been hiding behind the euphemisms legal high and synthetic cannabis for too long. They legalised a hardcore, psychosis forming, addictive drug while keeping the harmless option criminalised.


And then much worse. Because it's election year, and Campbell Live has been exposing the ruined lives that have been addicted to legal heroin, Labour decided it would be a vote catcher to announce a policy of banning it. Not to be outdone, merely minutes before Labour announcing its ban yesterday, the instigator of legal heroin, Peter Dunne, whose son, remember, is the foremost legal representative to the legal heroin industry, in a knee-jerk political action announced his own ban of all 41 legal brands of heroin currently on sale, from two weeks hence.


Now, hands up those who understand addiction, who believe that these new government created addicts are going to miraculously stop taking their heroin fix in two weeks? Of course they're not: they can't. No what Dunne has done with the ill-thought out ban, as the solution to his incompetent, ill-thought out legislation, is deliver a brand new customer base to organised crime; the violent gangs whom will happily take up supply at some magnitude of the current price, meaning a burglary crime wave is also headed our way. (Perhaps young James Dunne better line up his legal aide application.)


Has there been a better example of the evil transacted by government in New Zealand in our recent history? Noting an important point made by one tweeter that opposition to the Psychoactive Substances Act, is still consistent with the belief I hold that prohibition does not work: it's just that in this case government policy actually forced users to take the most harmful of drugs, by keeping harmless cannabis criminalised. As I write in too many of my posts; you can't make this stuff up. Thousands of lives ruined chasing world first law-making - that is, one man's ego - which is a disaster, and yet still, despite the evidence world-wide, including the states in the US seemingly experiencing no problems with cannabis legalisation, not a single MP in New Zealand talking of legalising non-toxic, non-addictive cannabis, to perhaps keep some of these new heroin addicts out of the clutches of the gangs while the ban is on. (Or forget the PSA, at the very least, to look at putting cannabis into hospitals to help manage the side-affects of cancer treatments, and many other of the medicinal uses cannabis has.)


I revise my former oft used epigraph by saying we're something a lot worse than a kindy of a country.


There are some questions I will quickly recite to end, but first another principled point. This post is all about ethics, but the MSM and majority of the political blogs will cynically write this up as part of the political game: who announced the ban first, how will it affect election chances et al. Most, other than John Campbell – and good on you John - will forget the addicts. This blog is probably considered by most as a political blog, which is ironic, as I hate politics, and politicians who are taking us all at pace from the free, civilised society, to their brave new world of politick,  which is a slave pit where the masses are kept chilled with legal heroin. Aldous Huxley got it right. Was Peter Dunne concerned with the addicts here? Hell no, his reply to Labour MP Iain Lees-Galloway on that party’s proposed bill:







There’s no victory here Peter, we’re all losers. If there is one bit of justice out of this it will be your disappearance after this year’s general election.


Questions for the 119 MPs:


Dunne has stated all current 41 heroins will be banned until they pass the test of 'low or no risk': however as the legal heroin industry pointed out last night in a tweet, there are still no guidelines set out by our inept law makers as to what constitutes low or no risk. So what is this criteria? And after that, show factually why the plant cannabis does not comply, because I'm willing to bet it does, and you won't need to test a single animal for that, just look at cannabis use by humans over the last 6,000 years, with not one recorded death from toxicity.


I originally wrote on this Act when in bill form from the point of view of the cruel animal testing it proposed, which via a series of nationwide protests, Kiwis thankfully showed themselves to be implacably against, to the extent that to this stage no animals have been tortured for our recreation under the Psychoactive Substances Act. However in the last tweet from Mojo Mathers to myself, she stated that the expert advisory panel set up to look at the testing of this heroin was still stuck on - the barbarity - of using animals for reproductive testing, thus animal testing is still on the laboratory table.


I suspect there will now be huge pressure to use animal testing as a way to get one of these heroin brands back into the shops, and the economics of this has been changed. Formerly the cost of testing was prohibitive, however that cost is now tempered by the carrot of getting a single heroin to market, and so a legal monopoly.


Will every one of the infamous 119 MP’s who voted for this monstrosity, please put on record if you are going to allow a single animal to be harmed under the Psychoactive Substances Act. Don't you worry responding Peter Dunne: I've realised via this you’re a vainglorious, ego driven man who couldn't care less about an animal's welfare (or a human's as it has ended up.)


Signing off in my usual disgust.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Our MP’s Childishness around Suicide, Euthanasia, Cannabis – Self-censoring MP’s Threat to Free Speech & Basic Freedoms.

 

We are so badly served by every current MP in the New Zealand Fortress of Legislation. This post links directly to my last, because when MP’s choose to self-censor themselves, then issues that are important cannot be debated in the only place were law-making can be enacted around the discussion. And that means such issues, in this case, our basic freedoms, are forbidden us.
 

I’ll start this post by going back a few months to when I told MP Peter Dunne, infamous instigator of one of the most heinous Acts I’ve seen – after every tax act – that I would never let up hounding him over the Psychoactive Substances Act (PSA) which has legalised psychosis forming, artificial, toxic crud, and created the barbaric principle that animals can be tested – tortured – for what amounts to only our recreation, when a harmless, medicinal even, alternative exists in cannabis which remains criminalised; (and I note there still looks to be animal testing under the PSA coming out of the special committee overseeing the public protest against that). Not once has Dunne ever responded to me; as happened again this morning:
 


 


 


 

Response? Nothing. And this now all begs a more ominous phenomenon coming out of the Fortress of Legislation, confirming not only Labour MP Maryann Street’s statement to this blogger that MP’s weren’t adult enough to discuss euthanasia in an election year, but they’re too immature to discuss issues that provide our basic freedoms at all. Our MP’s remain experts only on legislation that takes those freedoms away from us – proof? Read this blog.



 





 


 


 

In his reply to me, Minister Todd McClay, current minister overseeing the toxic PSA, studiously avoided mentioning or referring to all of my logical points in favour of cannabis over the PSA, childishly answering my post by trying to ignore every reference to this, and concentrating only of the fluff stuff, and animal testing concerns.
 

For the MP’s, don’t panic: uttering the word ‘suicide’ isn’t magic or mystical, people won’t rush to the act because you’ve spoken it. In a movement starting with the Enlightenment, we use reason now. Same with cannabis and euthanasia. Indeed nothing beats open, un-censored adult discussion of all problems, real and perceived, and those basic freedoms such as the three dealt with in this post, which despite being no purview of the Fortress in a free land, we must prostrate ourselves sycophantically in front of our masters to be allowed.
 

I note a series of MSM and blog posts against monarchy this morning, given Kate and William’s current tour: afraid I just can’t get excited about that when a bunch of power enabled babies are running my life from Wellington.


From our institutions up, there needs to be a Western Spring: let’s start by paring the size of government back to the civilising Westminster Principle.

 

 

Monday, February 17, 2014

PSA and Animal Testing – We’ve Been Sold a Mutilated Pup, Again.


Many would think my libertarianism doesn’t sit well with my animal welfare posts: I couldn’t care less. Animal welfare comes first, albeit I could say the minarchist, voluntary society will only exist where humans have inculcated a humane treatment of animals … join the dots as you wish, I've written enough in here for you to do so.
 

If you search this blog for PSA (Psychoactive Substances Act), or look at some of the animal welfare links on my right-hand menu, you’ll see I’ve written post after post against the 119 members of the Fortress of Legislation who voted for this Act and its barbaric principle that it is acceptable to cruelly test animals so that teenagers can get stoned Friday night on toxic, synthetic cannabinoids (when simply legalising cannabis, which I support, would have achieved the same results safely - cannabis isn’t toxic - and without a single animal being harmed.) It was heartening that for once, when the PSA was still in bill form, Kiwis rose up and took to the streets in protest against its animal testing component, the result of which we were told by Minister McClay there would be a special commission of experts set up to ensure no animal would be tested under this ludicrous legislation. At least that's what we thought we'd been told, so the protest stopped.
 

Well I think it better start again. It appears Minister McClay was only trying to placate us, hoping we would forget. Back to a central theme of this blog, never trust politicians.
 

From the below Twitter exchange, just this last Friday, with Green member Mojo Mathers  -and despite her party’s luddite economics of the slave state, I like Mojo for the work she is doing for animals, and despite still being one of the 119 infamous bastards voting for this pointless Act, (never trust politicians) - I am one hundred percent convinced there will indeed be animals tortured, before they are killed, for what amounts only to our human recreation, smoking this dreadful, synthetic crud legal under the Act, while harmless cannabis remains criminalised.

 





 





 





 





 





 





 




 
 

Note two things from Mojo’s posts:
 

Firstly, I read her replies to mean there will definitely be animal toxicity testing:
 

 
 

… we just don’t know if this will include reproductive testing. Perhaps Mojo can dissuade me of that one if false.
 

Secondly, reproductive testing is also definitely on the table. If you don’t know what that is, it’s this:
 

Reproductive toxicity includes the toxic effects of a substance on the reproductive ability of an organism and the development of its offspring … Animal tests include evaluating the effects of prenatal exposure on pregnant animals and their offspring [OECD Test Guideline (TG) 414]. … The test substance is administered orally, the pregnant animals are killed just prior to delivery, and the fetuses are examined for toxic effects. … [In] Reproductive/Developmental Toxicity Screening Assay) … the test substance [is] administered orally for 4-9 weeks. Pathological effects are determined by daily observation, necropsy, and microscopic histopathology. … Offspring are evaluated for neurotoxic effects including "gross neurologic and behavioural abnormalities, and the evaluation of brain weights and neuropathology during postnatal development and adulthood."
 

As for the instigator of this obscene Act, which I don’t see as having achieved anything of value, the conflicted and contradictory PeterDunne, he does not deserve to be given his seat again this election.
                  

I know there are more than two readers who follow my animal welfare posts: please link this and spread the word. And when you get a moment perhaps it might be a good idea to drop Minister McClay, aka, Minister Invisible, a line letting him know nothing has changed for the many opponents of this Act, and that we are still here watching: start your email or letter with any form of animal testing for human recreation is unacceptable, especially legislation legalising a toxic synthetic slugde, when a harmless cannabis is kept criminalised. Finally, in a properly functioning democracy, the results of the Advisory Committee would be known by this year's election, so Kiwis can hold the minister responsible in the voting booth for any animal testing under the PSA. Politicians need to understand the PSA will be as toxic to them, as it's going to be to those animals put to torture, then death, by it.

 

Monday, August 12, 2013

Fonterra: The Free Market is the Solution. Why Has Fall-Back For Everyone Become More Statism?

There currently exists a desperate need for a contrarian view of the Fonterra food contamination debacle. Although some commentators are coming out with their predicable viewpoints, there’s far too many turncoats finding all the wrong words in their scrabble sets and spewing them over their op-eds. It frightens me the majority of journalists seem to think the state must step in with inquiry and oversight, for answers to problems created by the state in the first place. No, nationalisation of Fonterra is not the solution here, free markets are.

As a quick overview, Chris Trotter, famous for his unblinkered view of free markets - that's irony, John Drinnan - opines how Fonterra’s problems this last week proves we can’t be unblinkered about free markets. No surprises there. Fran O’Sullivan; I respect Fran, but she does the statist misstep far too often, to which end I cite the near-nationalisation of Christchurch call after the earthquakes, then gender quotas in politics (fine) and legislated in private boardrooms (not fine), and now telling John Key that a full inquiry on Fonterra is the only option. Then one of my heroines has come out with this shocker:



And to top it off, National stalwart Matthew Hooton,  assuming the need for an inquiry also, ends his piece with this:

Fonterra exists only because of the support of the government, parliament and ultimately the New Zealand people – which gives all three the right to demand it performs a hell of a lot better than this.

In this paragraph Matthew has unwittingly found the problem, but then driven his $160,000 farm Jeep right by it and up the well-worn old hill track leading to that vertical cliff of farm debt too much of our dairy industry is built on. The view from the top of that cliff is scary, because conscious of economist Tyler Cowan’s great stagnation thesis, which I shall post specifically on at a later date, applying it to our dairy industry, we might hypothesise the major productivity gains, the low hanging fruits of profit, have been made already by this capital intensive agriculture, noting as proof there’s a ballooning $82 million plus, beyond schedule irrigation scheme being built not thirty minutes drive from where I’m writing this. I believe it will be dubious when interest rates are in double figures again, whether return on the asset will outweigh the cost of debt, and when Labour get in and start taxing equity, the party is definitely over. Given the dairy debt cliff, an alarmist could forecast a bust coming, given the right circumstances, to rival 1987. Milk is a commodity, and commodities follow cycles, and even on these historically high payouts, many corporate dairy farms are still hurting: before moving to the contamination scare, that's the major alarm bell in this industry. So, if or when such a bust happens, and everyone will be, as in this debate, blaming free markets, remember you read it here: Fonterra was stillborn of crony capitalism which is to capitalism as sea horses are to horses - which is not the same at all, in case I need to make that clear. Fonterra is not a beast of free markets at all, but a beast of burden.

And that’s the sleight of hand in this debate.



The debate lines have been drawn mistakenly assuming this is an issue between private enterprise and what Orwell called state capitalism, with some commentators pressing the need, even, for semi-nationalisation of Fonterra: no. This truly is Irish, as free enterprise has never had a look in with Fonterra. Matthew stated that earlier: Fonterra is a monopoly product of government, parliament, and the herds at the voting booths.

I’m not a journalist, I write this blog mainly because I enjoy putting one word from my scrabble bag after the other, thus I can’t remember the full regulatory narrative – for the farmers, narrative is a word smart people use, apparently, read feminist discourse - … I can’t remember the full regulatory narrative of Fonterra’s set up, but Matthew’s quotation reminds me of the broad strokes of it, plus Kiwiwit has this great piece on the monopoly powers granted this firm, explaining why, from its inception, I disagreed with my dairy clients over the formation of Fonterra because it was in essence a state granted monopoly, and thus there would be no transparent free market pricing mechanism – for either farm suppliers or the consumers of milk -  or the resource allocation system of a free market, that miracle of economics. That is, no true market signals. These US farmers complaining about Fonterra’s monopoly are correct in essence, although such a claim is 100% pure cowshit when considering how the US farmer is one of the world’s most protected.

This is what I know. A government messes with the resource allocation of a free market with peril. Given the size of the numbers involved in the dairy industry, then as we have gleaned with even this contamination hiccup – and that’s all it was actually – extreme peril. So, think about this: the monopoly given Fonterra gave it an edge over other land use that the banks with their fiat money and cheap credit were then given the confidence to bankroll, and bankroll it they certainly did, even as the cost of conversions rose ludicrously, as did underlying land values unrealistically. Thus dairy grabbed a bigger allocation of resources than it could have under free markets, which would have allocated resource, land, capital, et al, in a far slower manner. That’s one thing the spontaneous order arising from markets is relatively good at: coordination. We have all seen the price of this too rapid expansion: degradation of the environment in New Zealand, and a PR sales machine caught flat-footed in China – bet Fonterra wishes they had more than a single science degree (the CEO is a food technologist) on the board now, and in the PR team.

If readers of this stop and keep very still, you’ll hear a huffing and a puffing: I have just breached Austrian school economics orthodoxy by professing an implied worry over externalities. I confess to being conflicted on this matter, and willing to announce so publicly, because as I mentioned in this earlier post on literature, of all things, I seem embarked in this self-indulgent blog on a futile odyssey to match that of the little fella in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, trying to piss everyone off; albeit he was doing it alphabetically, I’m being a bit more random.

Dairy’s quick and artificial growth - artificial because government initiated and protected - looks to have done harm; real harm. It has led to an allocation toward this single agriculture at the expense of diversified land use by a range of complementary, biodiverse agricultures that couldn't catch the banker's eye, given they were so smitten by the big sad bovine eyes of the large herds. Dairy has outpaced its resources of capital and skills, despite how it has saved our economy through the world financial crisis – and all the naysayers don’t ever forget that or that it remains the lynch pin of our economy.

Speaking personally, though hypocritically, as I have done well off the cows back also, I would love to still be living in at least a partially pastoral landscape in South Canterbury; a landscape of fields, woodlots and carefully planned hedgerows for stock to shelter behind. I’ll repeat that for the factory farmers reading this:

FOR STOCK TO SHELTER BEHIND. That is, humane animal husbandry - (remember that; it's what real farmers do).

I say the above because instead of the pastoral idyll, driving around I see a War of the World’s movie set with giant pivot irrigators striding across paddocks denuded of trees and shelter, and far too many reports, lately, and growing, of starving and abused herds because of the lack of skill-set in farm labour, and sometimes just straight cruel bastards. Look at my posts against animal testing over last month, and you’ll see that animal welfare is the chink in my rationalist armour. Though more than that: I can’t think of a quicker way to destroy milk sales in all of our markets other than images of animal neglect.

That’s my spleen vented. From it, the answer to this latest Fonterra debacle becomes obvious.

The way to ensure Fonterra takes on rigour, right down to the basics, is to take away every piece of law delivering them any sort of monopoly, whatever those rules, regulations and laws are – I’m not looking them up, I only need to know they exist. Look at how well competitive private enterprise in New Zealand handles food safety issues in the dairy sector. My little township of Geraldine has a cheese-maker, one of many hundreds across the country: they’ve poisoned no one. On my apple pie this Sunday lunch-time I’ll be eating Clearwater’s – the original organic dairy co, ten minutes drive away – glorious new clotted cream product, and Mrs H has been eating their organic yoghurts for years without being poisoned also. Private enterprise lives by the fact that the best way to keep a customer, is not to kill them, or even piss them off.

In league with this, I suspect one thing the commentators have got right, is looking askance at the culture of Fonterra, remembering further its a co-op, not a private company, and the culture may well be more in the nature of a bureaucracy protecting its statutory monopoly, than using its full resources for innovation; and its eye may be too much on Parliament, not enough on its customers, suppliers and basic processes. Think, even, when Campbell Live was covering escalating dairy prices for consumers, how much energy this firm had to expend explaining its idiotic price setting book: hint, no company needs to run a little red pricing formula book where you have pricing under the transparency of competitive free markets. And speaking of a nascent competition, it exists already, just let it live: I’ve heard of Fonterra suppliers shifting to Synlait before this scare, based on little more than an annoyance with the arrogance from Fonterra's head office over sharing-up issues.

So don’t go the nationalisation route. Fonterra doesn’t require more oversight, and I don’t want my taxpayer money wasted on government inquiries. In a free market, the government has no place at all in Fonterra governance issues. Simply open the Co-op up to full competition and management will realise pretty quickly, just like the cheese-maker and the clotted milk makers down the road, the importance of a food testing regime that delivers the test results before product leaves the factory, rather than when it’s being bought off the supermarket shelves. And if proof were needed on why government would be no help with that, well this is the government that has just set up an expert panel to assess the necessity or not of animal testing for stoners, after they have passed an Act enacting animal testing for stoners. You can no more sell food on such an uninformed basis than you can pass legislation.

In ending, just so I can truly offend every party in this: to the Chinese Embassy councillor on The Nation this Sunday: you idiot. Some important final facts on this current issue:

Number of people who have died: none.

Number of people who got a tummy ache: none.

Indeed, Fonterra’s main incompetence may well end up there was no harmful contamination at all. So I enjoin the Chinese councillor to leave Fonterra product on the shelf, if he is so worried about their food safety record, and consume instead Chinese dairy products: perhaps you could buy them from that part of your country where you displaced millions of your own people to build that dam; or any of the villages in China I saw on some doco or other recently the inhabitants of which were dying from pollution.  The land of the world’s biggest state monopoly is only drinking Fonterra milk, because they don’t trust anything produced in their own country.

Right, let’s see:

Journos pissed off – tick.
John Drinnan - tick (not above, some sort of free hit on Twitter last night via John not being able to see into the depths from the shallows he must be writing his op-eds on).
Fonterra – tick.
My farming clients – tick. (Nah, not really: by clients are 'real farmers' to a last one).
Government – tick.
US farmers - tick.
Libertarians – tick.
Statists – tick.
Statists and socialists – tick.
Statists and Gareth Morgan - tick.
China - tick.
Ireland - tick.

Yep, my work is done. It’s an Oyster Bay 2013 for lunch.

Oh, Deborah, I forgive ya ... this time. Outside of that, I've really got to start pushing some work through, so my blogging has to be scaled back for a little bit.