We
libertarian types believe in something very simple: freedom. That an individual
human being can do whatever they damn well like, so long as they do no harm,
and bear the consequences of their actions.
Statists
of the nanny left and authoritarian right, with as little grasp of philosophy
as of language, call this selfish.
No.
As
Oscar Wilde noted, selfishness is not living your life as you would want, it’s
making others live their lives as you would want: the very modus operandi of wowsers and why I’ve had a gutsful of them, both in the voting booth, and the
Fortress of Legislation. Wowsers are always statists, because they believe the
role of state is to modify your behaviour in the state’s favour. And wowsers
are always hypocrites, either incapable, or too dogmatic, to admit the
generality of a principle. Case in point.
So,
you can’t have your ciggie, but Duncan will have his pie and eat it too, all
the while wagging his authoritarian finger at you. My pie tweet, though half in
jest, committed the sin of forgetting these plain-packaged wowsers are humourless.
To
continue how the broadcaster left off: tosser. Over and out to a once great
Free West, now gone, utterly, you plonker. You bet this gets personal: what do
you expect when you’re telling others how to live their lives?
Taxes on food and lifestyle choices
are taxes on choice, period: are attaxks on freedom.
Hope you enjoy your pies on the road to my serfdom, Duncan, at least, that is,
until they are made contraband also. See you in the black market there'll then
ludicrously be, in pies.
And
while you’re angry, watch this clip from Seven Sharp last night, and ask your
MP – no, really, ask your MP – why at the very least in this cruel kindy of a
country, the cancer victim interviewed doesn’t have legal access to medicinal
cannabis. Denial of it to her is barbaric.
Statement of Non-Interest:
I
stopped smoking over fifteen years ago, not because of the tax, but because of
the facts. Statist wowsers like Duncan, however, make me want to start again simply on
the principle of it.